Terrorist attack on Lucille

Well, our humble home has been the target of a terrorist attack for over a week now.

Ms. Tabby is very bold and is obviously on a suicide mission from a higher up. She parades herself back and forth on the front lawn, the porch and Saturday during the wee hours of the morning, was spotted sitting on the back deck railing looking in the back door. Not once, but twice in the same morning. 3 am. 5 am. The time when respectable working folks sleep.

We have tried to offer diplomatic immunity to Ms. Tabby but after her encounter with a man on our front porch last night, the offer of immunity is up. If Ms. Tabby, you choose to pro-create & screech like a madwoman while doing it at 3 am, and then thank us for using our porch by crapping on it, I cannot and will not apoligize for what evil end you may come to.