The Greatest Bike Rider - EVER

Some say its Lance Armstrong. Others may argue Coppi, Merckx, Cipollini. All great in their own rights, not dissing anyone. You notice LeMond was not mentioned in the greats.....

I caught the last 30 minutes of the Greatest Bike Rider EVER while channel surfing over the weekend. After finally locating his stolen bike, he was able to take it back, hop on and travel thru many movie sets with security guards hot on his tail. He had an arsenal of tricks to slow down people that I am envious of. A guard kept trying to grab his streamer on his bar end, so he let the guy snatch it off, hit a button, and a new bar end popped out! To slow down some other guards, he hit a button, out popped an oil slick. Another button threw up a smoke screen for him.

Everybody loves a cyclist with a big heart and the Greatest Rider EVER proved that he has that as well. Even in the midst of trying to escape, he stops at a pet store that is on fire and frees all the animals, even the icky snakes, before he collapes on the sidewalk and is captured by the police.

The Greatest Rider EVER didn't need any special clothing. He rode in his suit and tie and had the fastest spin going with his skinny legged trousers.


At the end of the day, is there another cyclist as fast and compassionate as Pee Wee?